Yes, the title of this blog is the title Children of the Corn.
(sorry this phenomenal picture is so fuzzy…it’s the best and only available in tiny format from here.)
Why, might you ask? Because it’s official: my brain has been stolen today. It is not working. No matter how hard I try, I cannot seem to get it together. Do you have days like this? Please lie to me and say you do so I don’t feel bad about it. PLEASE!
Ok so I was thinking of corn the other day on my run because, NATCH, I run through corn fields where we live. Corn fields have always scared the be-jesus out of me. I mean, WHAT’S IN THERE?
(How sinister! Stop looking at me, CORN FIELD!)
Do you understand what can happen in a corn field? Have you read The Lovely Bones (scarring)? Have you seen Children of the Corn (haunts me since childhood)? Do you watch “UFO Sightings” (a completely horrific fascination…I will be abducted one day…NON!)??? Hello?! Why WOULDN’T you be terrified of corn fields???
(Told you.)
I am convinced of their power, therefore, I think that the corn field sucked out my brain when I drove by it this morning. YES, I am risking sounding nuts. However, this is what I do. I put myself out there assuming that someone will think I’m insane relate to my nuttiness/hilarious life and think I’m insane get something out of it.
BIG SMILE.
So the other thing is that when I run, I have a clarity of mind that is incomparable. I wish I could do everything while running. I mean everything! I have amazing ideas while I’m running. I always think of 1000 blog topics or solutions to many problems (mine and others’). I’m telling you, I am a GENIUS during my run. Then, I promptly forget them all and go back to my usual non-genius, very human mediocrity. WHAT?! It’s quite frustrating, really. Can someone come up with a way for me to record my thoughts on a run without using an iPhone or dictaphone? How dare I be the crazy girl that dictates while running…I would do it. I swear. I also need a way to type while running. That way I could get twice the work done in half the time once again rendering me a GENIUS.
How’s that for random musings on a Friday??
Even more random and way more entertaining is this blog about Beyonce, the metal chicken by The Blogess.

Read on, my people.
Adrianne



















































































































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